A First for Canadian Politics

Tonight was a first for Canadian politics. It was the first time that the leftist proletariat party became the Official Opposition. It was also the first time that the Liberal Party of Canada, oldest federal Canadian party, has been staunchly defeated, partly because of a muddy platform and partly because of incompetent leadership by the human incarnation of Count Chocula. On the other side, King Steve, soon to be Emperor Steve, and his rabid band of anti-intellectuals have formed the first authoritarian theocratic majority in Canadian history despite election fraud, document falsification, and being found in contempt of Parliament. For the first time in its history, Canada has elected a Green MP, someone I would have previously endorsed had it not been revealed a few weeks ago that their campaign platform supports complementary and alternative medicine*. The only happy news is that the sovereigntists have got themselves the boot, though perhaps this will set the stage for Duceppe’s role in Provincial Politics.

So our pal Steve managed to split the progressive vote, particularly in Ontario, thereby giving himself a majority. All in all, a good job by Stevie and his hate crew. Their vote suppression tactics of intimidating students, vandalizing property and impersonating opposition campaigns has polarized the votership so much that we find ourselves in the predicament we see toady.

Well played Steve-o.

I bet that when he gets home he’ll give himself a blow job as a reward for his hard work.

*There is no such thing as CAM. Either medicine works or it does not. If it does, then it falls under the category of medicine, if it does not, then it falls under the category of witchcraft.